{"id":1248,"date":"2008-06-27T16:44:39","date_gmt":"2008-06-27T16:44:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/blog\/?p=1248"},"modified":"2015-03-22T15:32:39","modified_gmt":"2015-03-22T15:32:39","slug":"edinburgh-spike-gets-lost-in-the-dark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/?p=1248","title":{"rendered":"EDINBURGH FILM REVIEW: Robert Beaucage&#8217;s &#8216;Spike&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/Spike-2008-x650.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5721\" src=\"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/Spike-2008-x650.jpg\" alt=\"'Spike' 2008 x650\" width=\"650\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/Spike-2008-x650.jpg 650w, https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/Spike-2008-x650-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a>By Ray Bennett<\/p>\n<p>EDINBURGH \u2013 When a car full of attractive people breaks down in the woods and things start to go bump in the night, American director Robert Beaucage&#8217;s creature feature &#8220;Spike&#8221; appears to be set on a well trod path. But, no.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, sure, the one guy in the group has a pipe or something plunged into his neck and spends the rest of the film bleeding to death. And two of the young women are lovers who can&#8217;t decide if it&#8217;s worth going into the forest to help Pipe Boy. They fight and one smashes the other in the head with a ski.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all filmed in the dark, so it&#8217;s not clear who&#8217;s who, but one of the women wanders into the thick trees and is soon bitten by a snake. There&#8217;s a beast in the woods all right, but it turns out he&#8217;s a California surfer dude with a soft poetry-reading voice who knows how to treat snake bites except he has a body inexplicably covered with lots of sharp spikes.<\/p>\n<p>Spike Boy actually knew Snake-bit Girl in a previous life and he&#8217;s built a lair for her so they can consummate their love notwithstanding the inconvenience of having more razor-sharp blades on him than Edward Scissorhands. It doesn&#8217;t end well.<\/p>\n<p>Murky and misguided, with lame dialogue and cheesy effects, the film will be lucky to get a DVD release.<\/p>\n<p>Venue: Edinburgh International Film Festival; Cast: Sarah Livingston Evans, Jared Edwards, Anna-Marie Wayne, Nancy P. Corpo, Edward Gusts; Director: Robert Beaucage; Screenwriter: Robert Beaucage; Directors of photography: Matthew Boyd, Andrew Parke; Production designer: Dan Whifler; Music: Eric Santiestevan; Costume designer: Rachel Ford; Editor: Eric N. Grush; Producers: Devin DiGonno Erik Rodgers; Production: Hopeful Monster; No MPAA rating, running time, 80 mins.<\/p>\n<p>This review appeared in The Hollywood Reporter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Ray Bennett EDINBURGH \u2013 When a car full of attractive people breaks down in the woods and things start to go bump in the night, American director Robert Beaucage&#8217;s creature feature &#8220;Spike&#8221; appears to be set on a well &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/?p=1248\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3065,5,14],"tags":[199,541,3078],"class_list":["post-1248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-edinburgh-international-film-festival","category-film","category-reviews","tag-spike","tag-edinburgh-international-film-festival","tag-robert-beaucage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1248"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5723,"href":"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248\/revisions\/5723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecliffedge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}